What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What has been your best sexual experience?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why cant I breathe when I sleep on my back, I can breathe if im on my side or stomach but I feel uncomfortable since either my neck is twisted or my back is in pain, im physically healthy and my surroundings are clean so whats the problem?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

Dr No

Which current F1 drivers should switch teams based on historical patterns?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

-All the bad guys are black.

What are some of the most annoying movie clichés?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What firsthand information do you have on prisoner-on-prisoner sexual abuse/rape?

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How would you feel if your friend confided in you that she is cheating on her husband, knowing that he loves her deeply? What emotional and ethical considerations would you grapple with in response to her revelation?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How often do you watch the news on TV?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?

Live and Let Die

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

Can you write a poem or short story based on the first image that shows up on Pinterest?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Are there any penalties for bestiality in the USA and laws prohibiting it?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.